themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

What the fuck do you do with five phones? Like do they all have the same number or different numbers for different social circles? Do you need a bag to carry them all or do you just wear a pair of cargo shorts?

Like all the other pictures are ridiculous but there’s some logic to them. Having five phones at the same time is just nonsensical.

I really love the early X-Files episodes where Mulder has absolutely no reason to think it’s aliens but he thinks it’s aliens

Then of course it’s aliens

Following Spree!

okay-okayiswonderful:

Yo. Imma bro. You da bro. We all da bros.
I could follow a few more bros.

So if you blog some or all of these things, I’ll check you out. ;)

Harry Potter
Supernatural
Doctor Who (classic/new)
Starkid
Batman (anything related)
Marvel
Sherlock
Divergent/Hunger Games/of the same type
More Starkid
Christopher Nolan directed movies
Good stuff

So reblog away for a possible follow!

sadlilkittenprincess:

theworstcharacterinthegame:

Other people: “What’s it like being gender fluid?”

Me: “It’s uh, well… kinda like, um…”

image

Accurate

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

lawwwwwl worst conclusion ever, but i’m done and i’m printing this out and never looking at it again.

muffinpines:

I AM A MATURE ADULT

arg fuck this essay i’m going to make it as pretentious and overreaching as possible and see if anyone notices

thorkizilla:

This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.

omfg this stupid fucking essay I have no idea where I stand with this professor because we haven’t gotten back any feedback on any of our writing for this class besides the “wow most of your responses were really well thought out good job class!” and our tests which were graded but never given back so no fucking comments on the essay questions either 

I just want to know what he thinks of my writing and my analysis is that so much to ask. There’s ten people in this class it shouldn’t be this hard

also we have to write in MLA format which I haven’t written in in three fucking years so there’s that